WEAPONS & ARMOUR…
Here at the Madhattersjokeshop in Yeovil we are fully aware that you could be attacked in your bed any time by rampaging Vikings, hords of Barbarians, mutineering Pirates or three-headed Aliens. With this in mind we suggest you stockpile a few items from our vast weapons and armoury category so that when the inevitable happens you are at least able to defend yourself against these villainous cut-throats. Most guns are now manufactured in blue although western style guns have escaped the regulations that require this. We also have a great selection of swords and shields, knives and daggers, axes, spears and bow and arrows. If these dont keep the scoundrels at bay.......try our STINK BOMBS!
