
Turd In A Can
Whatever next? Instant Turd from a can. Spray it out in an artistic curl or a length that should merit an entry in the Guiness Book of Records. Dries hard to look like the real thing.
Dear Team
I just wanted to say how impressed i am with your service. I received my order this morning, having only placed it yesterday afternoon.
From the telephone conversation i had with a member of your team regarding the order, to the way it was packaged (everything present too!) and it's speedy delivery, the whole service has been excellent.
I will be singing your praises to family and friends!
A 'Huge' 'Thank you' from a very happy customer.
Sarah Mattin.
- Sarah Mattin




