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Bathroom Duck Shoot

Have a bath, have a blast! Instantly makes bath time more…

£4.99

Beaver Cuts

Magnetic pubes shaving kit. Now you can style your pubes anyway you…

£3.99

Boob Apron

Sauce up the cooking with this great fun apron. Comes with a large…

£6.99

Boob Cube

The Boob Cube game is simple - Mix up each side, then try to match…

£4.99

Boob Money Box

Now is your chance to save for that boob job you have always wanted!…

£7.99

Boob Radio

Get 'abreast' of the news and what's in the charts with this Boob…

£12.99

Boobie Bath Bombs

For a titillating time in the tub, try our Boobie Bath Bombs! These…

£4.99

Boobie Mug

Take a break, sit down and relax with a titillating tea break in our…

£4.99

Borat Mankini

Official Licensed Borat Mankini. Colour green to fit most!!!!!

£12.99

Bum Shorts

These red and white striped shorts look perfectly ordinary when…

£4.99

Cat O Nine Tails

Know someone who deserves a good flogging?....then this Cat O Nine…

£3.99

Crack Proctologist Kit

Dr. Seymour Botomz Crack Proctologist Kit includes: Stained gloves…

£4.99

Dicky Doos Magnetic Shaving Kit

Magnetic pubes shaving kit. Now you can style your pubes anyway you…

£3.99

Diet Kit

This is the perfect slimming aid! It includes half a knife and half…

£2.99

Dirty Old Man Walking Stick

Hand crafted in real wood, this stylish, top quality walking aid…

£9.99

Enormex Condom

Plenty of laughs are to be had with this Enormex Condom. To be used…

£2.99

Exotic Inflatable Dancer

This inflatable boob apron is designed on an exotic dancer and has…

£8.99

Fat Boy Dumb Bells

Do you know someone who needs to lose weight? Then give them this…

£6.99

Fat Boy Sweatbands

Do you know someone who needs to lose some weight? Why not give…

£3.99

Female Strip Mug

Fantasy Playmate Strip Mug. Pour in your favourite hot drink and…

£4.99

Finger Baseball Cap

A baseball cap with an attitude. Let the finger do the talking…

£12.99

Funny Condoms

We cater for all sizes. From a pack of three tiny pecker condoms for…

£2.99

Giant Breast Stress Ball

Let go of all your anger, tension and frustration with this huge…

£6.99

Girls First Time Sex Kit

Here comes the bride...Girls First Time Sex Kit is a humorous gag…

£6.99

Happy Man Bottle Opener

You will notice that Happy Man has a large, unusually shaped…

£3.99

Hen Party Blow Up Willy

Who says size doesn't matter?! This 3ft monster Inflatable Willy is…

£13.99

Hot Flush Fan

Here's a great gift for women in their prime! This pink Hot Flush…

£2.99

Inflatable Giant Strip Poker

This giant inflatable strip poker game is guaranteed to be lots of…

£5.99

Inflatable Husband

18ins heigh this Inflatable Husband is perfect for those that…

£7.99

Inflatable Instant Boob Job

If you want the perfect peachy bossom when out and about, slip the…

£2.99

Inflatable Perfect Man

Can't find the perfect man? Well, this man never watches sport on…

£4.99

Inflatable Perfect Woman

Can't find the perfect woman? Well, this lady should satisfy your…

£4.99

Inflatable Whips And Ladders

Any number can play giant whips and ladders although it's much more…

£5.99

Inflatable Wife

18ins heigh this Inflatable wife is perfect for those that thought…

£7.99

Instant Inflatable Gay Best Friend

Why not treat yourself to an Instant Inflatable Gay Best Friend? You…

£3.99

Instant Inflatable Willy

Perfect for hen nights, birthdays or just a girls night out! This…

£7.99

Jolly Pecker

Wind up this little jolly pecker and watch it hop about in a…

£2.99

Juggling Boobs

Try your hand at juggling with these great juggling juggs! One of…

£5.99

Keep Abreast

Keep abreast is a inflatable boob shaped head rest, so you can rest…

£5.99

Loo Roll Laughs

Toilet paper printed with various puns to entertain whilst spending…

£2.99

Love Cuffs

Fluffy handcuffs with keys included. Now you can match your love…

£4.99

Male Nude Playing Cards

Spice up your card game with these male nude playing cards.

£2.99

Male Strip Mug

Male novelty strip mug to brighten up your tea break. Pour in your…

£4.99

Mens Instant Inflatable Crotch

If you want a bigger bulge without the need for painful surgery or…

£2.99

Mini Buck

Mini Buck the Talking Deer moves his head and mouth whilst singing…

£19.99

Mr Baldy's Comb Over

No one will know you're thinning on top! Simply wear this…

£4.99

Mr Fit Personal Trainer

Mr Fit is an inflatable man with a certain vibrating body part…

£5.99

Naughty Nipple Tassels

Strut your stuff with these two heart shaped nipple tassels. No need…

£3.99

Naughty Nipple Tassles

Pink Naughty Nipple Tassels. One size fits all! No need for Super…

£3.99

Pecker Party Whistle

Pecker party whistle with attached cord to hang around your neck…

£2.99

Penis Shot Glasses

Penis Shot Glasses for the bride who needs a good stiff…

£2.50

Penis Shot Glasses

Hen Night novelty shot glasses for the bride who needs a good stiff…

£1.99

Pin The Cucumber On The Hunk

Pin the Cucumber On The Hunk. Based on the tradtional party game…

£5.99

Pin The Melons On The Babe

For a saucy variation on the classic game pin the tail on the…

£5.99

Racing Willies

Two racing willies with pull back action - wind 'em up and watch 'em…

£3.99

Rainbow Willy Warmer

This Rainbow Willy Warmer will really brighten up your day..... and…

£3.99

Saucy Drinks Bottle

Great for a laugh on a hen night - take turns sipping champagne or…

£4.99

Saucy Forfeit Playing Cards

Play any card game you like with this double pack of Playing Cards…

£2.99

Sex Planner

Sex will never be the same again when you play this exciting game…

£3.99

Sex Timer

The Sex Timer is essential for determining if your lover stands the…

£4.99

Sexy Girl Apron

Wear this glamourous hostess Apron the next time you want to cook up…

£8.99

Sexy Male Torso Apron

This Apron is sure to break the ice at any Party or BBQ. It has a…

£8.99

Sexy Pecker Straw

Try this sexy pecker straw the next time you indulge in a…

£4.50

Shag Bell

The Ring for a Shag Bell has the words ‘Ring for a SHAG’…

£3.99

Spy Willy Wear

''My name's Bond....Willy Bond.'' This great Spy Willy Wear Set…

£4.99

Sticky Stud

Jumbo sticky dickie. Throw it at the window and it sticks, or up on…

£3.99

Stripper Set

Are you planning on performing a Sripper routine at the next…

£4.50

Stud Undies

Dress to impress with these macho stud undies. Avaliable in one size…

£3.99

Super Water Gun Willy

A great novelty Water Gun that is in the shape of a willy. An ideal…

£3.99

Swear Box

Its time to pay the price for that bad language with this…

£7.99

Trouser Expander

Is your tiny todger letting you down? Then this Trouser Expander is…

£3.99

Vinyl Blow Up Lady

This fun Blow-up Lady stands 5ft tall. A great prop for Stag nights…

£12.99

Vinyl Blow Up Man

This fun Blow-up Man stands 5ft tall. Ideal for Hen nights, cold…

£12.99

Vinyl Blow Up Sheep

This inflatable Bonking sheep is ideal for stag nights and for those…

£8.99

Water Willy Bath Plug

Bath nights take on a hole new meaning with this Bath plug and…

£4.99

Willy Exerciser

Keep your love muscle in shape with this 'over the hill willy…

£2.99

Willy Hoopla

Roll-up!...Roll-up!...All the fun of the Fair. Well it certainly…

£4.99

Willy Ice Moulds

For a really 'cool' girls night out! 5 willy shaped ice moulds…

£3.99

Willy Mug

If you like Willy's and Tea then we have the perfect mug for you…

£4.99

Willy Soap On A Rope

Feeling dirty? Need to get clean? Then this cheeky bathroom novelty…

£5.99

Wind Up Racing Willies

These Wind Up Racing Willies are more fun than a day at the…

£4.99

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