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Beach Boob

Full size beach ball in the shape of a boob!

£4.99

Boobie Mug

Take a break, sit down and relax with a titillating tea break in our…

£4.99

Borat Mankini

Official Licensed Borat Mankini. Colour green to fit most!!!!!

£9.99

Bum Shorts

These red and white striped shorts look perfectly ordinary when…

£4.99

Cane Dirty Old Man Walking Stick

Hand crafted in real wood, this stylish, top quality walking aid…

£9.99

Cat O Nine Tails

Know someone who deserves a good flogging?....then this Cat O Nine…

£3.99

Diet Kit

This is the perfect slimming aid! It includes half a knife and half…

£2.99

Enormex Condom

Plenty of laughs are to be had with this Enormex Condom. To be used…

£2.99

Exotic Inflatable Dancer

This inflatable boob apron is designed on an exotic dancer and has…

£8.99

Fart Fan

Novelty battery operated fan in the shape of cartoon-like character…

£3.99

Fat Boy Dumb Bells

Do you know someone who needs to lose weight? Then give them this…

£6.99

Fat Boy Sweatbands

Do you know someone who needs to lose some weight? Why not give…

£3.99

Female Strip Mug

Fantasy Playmate Strip Mug. Pour in your favourite hot drink and…

£4.99

Giant Breast Stress Ball

Let go of all your anger, tension and frustration with this huge…

£6.99

Happy Man Bottle Opener

You will notice that Happy Man has a large, unusually shaped…

£1.99

Hen Party Blow Up Willy

Who says size doesn't matter?! This 3ft monster Inflatable Willy is…

£14.99

Inflatable Giant Strip Poker

This giant inflatable strip poker game is guaranteed to be lots of…

£4.99

Inflatable Instant Boob Job

If you want the perfect peachy bossom when out and about, slip the…

£2.99

Inflatable Perfect Man

Can't find the perfect man? Well, this man never watches sport on…

£4.99

Inflatable Perfect Woman

Can't find the perfect woman? Well, this lady should satisfy your…

£4.99

Inflatable Whips And Ladders

Any number can play giant whips and ladders although it's much more…

£4.99

Jolly Pecker

Wind up this little jolly pecker and watch it hop about in a…

£2.99

Juggling Boobs

Try your hand at juggling with these great juggling juggs! One of…

£5.99

Keep Abreast

Keep abreast is a inflatable boob shaped head rest, so you can rest…

£5.99

Little Willy Condoms

Little Willy Condoms...includes 3 novelty small condoms...protection…

£2.99

Loo Roll Laughs

Toilet paper printed with various puns to entertain whilst spending…

£2.99

Love Cuffs

Fluffy handcuffs with keys included. Now you can match your love…

£4.99

Male Nude Playing Cards

Spice up your card game with these male nude playing cards.

£2.99

Male Strip Mug

Male novelty strip mug to brighten up your tea break. Pour in your…

£4.99

Mens Instant Inflatable Crotch

If you want a bigger bulge without the need for painful surgery or…

£2.99

Mini Buck

Mini Buck the Talking Deer moves his head and mouth whilst singing…

£19.99

Mr Baldy's Comb Over

No one will know you're thinning on top! Simply wear this…

£4.99

Naughty Nipple Tassels

Strut your stuff with these two heart shaped nipple tassels. No need…

£3.99

Naughty Nipple Tassles

Pink Naughty Nipple Tassels. One size fits all! No need for Super…

£3.99

Pecker Party Whistle

Pecker party whistle with attached cord to hang around your neck…

£2.99

Pee Bib

Stop the dribble. Strap on a Pee Pee Bib and mop up those drips…

£3.99

Penis Shot Glasses

Penis Shot Glasses for the bride who needs a good stiff…

£2.50

Penis Shot Glasses

Hen Night novelty shot glasses for the bride who needs a good stiff…

£1.99

Pin The Cucumber On The Hunk

Pin the Cucumber On The Hunk. Based on the tradtional party game…

£6.99

Pink Mankini

Show off the goods with our Pink Mankini. This fun costume is…

£8.99

Rainbow Willy Warmer

This Rainbow Willy Warmer will really brighten up your day..... and…

£3.99

Saucy Drinks Bottle

Great for a laugh on a hen night - take turns sipping champagne or…

£4.99

Sexy Male Torso Apron

This Apron is sure to break the ice at any Party or BBQ. It has a…

£8.99

Shag Bell

The Ring for a Shag Bell has the words ‘Ring for a SHAG’…

£3.99

Spy Willy Wear

''My name's Bond....Willy Bond.'' This great Spy Willy Wear Set…

£4.99

Stress Balls

Testicle shaped stress reliever! Sqeeze those crown jewels the next…

£4.99

Stress Willy

This realistic rubbery willy is great for stress relief – keep…

£4.99

Stud Undies

Dress to impress with these macho stud undies. Avaliable in one size…

£3.99

Super Water Gun Willy

A great novelty Water Gun that is in the shape of a willy. An ideal…

£3.99

Trouser Expander

Is your tiny todger letting you down? Then this Trouser Expander is…

£3.99

Vinyl Blow Up Lady

This fun Blow-up Lady stands 5ft tall. A great prop for Stag nights…

£14.99

Vinyl Blow Up Man

This fun Blow-up Man stands 5ft tall. Ideal for Hen nights, cold…

£14.99

Vinyl Blow Up Sheep

This inflatable Bonking sheep is ideal for stag nights and for those…

£8.99

Water Willy Bath Plug

Bath nights take on a hole new meaning with this Bath plug and…

£4.99

Willy Exerciser

Keep your love muscle in shape with this 'over the hill willy…

£2.99

Willy Hoopla

Roll-up!...Roll-up!...All the fun of the Fair. Well it certainly…

£4.99

Willy Ice Moulds

For a really 'cool' girls night out! 5 willy shaped ice moulds…

£3.99

Willy Mug

If you like Willy's and Tea then we have the perfect mug for you…

£4.99

Willy Pants

Hilarious flesh coloured pants with attached joke willy. Ideal for…

£9.99

Willy Soap On A Rope

Feeling dirty? Need to get clean? Then this cheeky bathroom novelty…

£4.99

Willy Whacker

Serious willy control kit for when your not in the mood and he just…

£3.99

Wind Up Energetic Sperm

This energetic sperm will glide and wiggle across most flat…

£2.99

Wind Up Racing Willies

These Wind Up Racing Willies are more fun than a day at the…

£4.99

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